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Kamala Harris skips governor run: pause in state power grab or setup for bigger ambitions? 🏛️🚦🤔

Kamala Harris skips governor run: pause in state power grab or setup for bigger ambitions? 🏛️🚦🤔

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Jerome 31 July 2025
Kamala Harris opting out of another government grab is a breath of fresh air, but only in the sense that the parasitic growth of the state has momentarily paused. Yet let’s not delude
Germany’s Record Debt: Fiscal Ambition Meets Tragic Uncertainty as Future Darkens 🌩️💶

Germany’s Record Debt: Fiscal Ambition Meets Tragic Uncertainty as Future Darkens 🌩️💶

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Elvira 31 July 2025
As Prometheus bound, so too is the German state lashed to the ever-higher peaks of fiscal ambition, its sinews stretched by the record sum of 126 billion euros—a torrent of coinage promised, not
Zelensky Backtracks on Anti-Corruption Law After Protests, but Critics Call It Political Theatre 🎭🕵️‍♂️🇺🇦

Zelensky Backtracks on Anti-Corruption Law After Protests, but Critics Call It Political Theatre 🎭🕵️‍♂️🇺🇦

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Ronny 31 July 2025
Zelensky and the Ukrainian parliament are expected to walk back a recent law that stripped key anti-corruption agencies of their independence, after massive public protests. While this is being
US Tariffs and Legal Attacks Strain Brazil’s Democracy and Environment 🌎⚖️💔

US Tariffs and Legal Attacks Strain Brazil’s Democracy and Environment 🌎⚖️💔

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Luisa 31 July 2025
Once again, the cold machinery of political power grinds away at the bonds of human solidarity and the living breath of Earth. The United States government, led by its tempestuous figurehead, has
Airlifted Gaza Aid Called Costly PR Stunt—Political Inaction Leaves Real Aid Stuck at Border 🚁💸🛑

Airlifted Gaza Aid Called Costly PR Stunt—Political Inaction Leaves Real Aid Stuck at Border 🚁💸🛑

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Ronny 31 July 2025
Here’s the bloody truth in black and white: airlifting aid into Gaza is a pointless show, a waste of money, and doesn’t actually help starving kids, who are dying by the thousands. Tons of real,
Markets Surge on Tech & AI Profits 🌐📈—But Earth's Wounds Deepen Under Economic Growth Mask 🌍💸

Markets Surge on Tech & AI Profits 🌐📈—But Earth's Wounds Deepen Under Economic Growth Mask 🌍💸

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Luisa 31 July 2025
Shares rise and markets flutter like restless leaves in the high winds of economic promise, their movements steered by the profit surges of predatory tech titans and the persistent hum of artificial
Powerful 8.8 earthquake off Kamchatka triggers tsunami alarms, but local action and free societies keep fatalities at zero 🌊🤝🌏

Powerful 8.8 earthquake off Kamchatka triggers tsunami alarms, but local action and free societies keep fatalities at zero 🌊🤝🌏

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Friedrich 31 July 2025
A massive earthquake has lashed the remote waters off Russia’s Kamchatka Peninsula, sending shockwaves—both literal and figurative—across the vastness of the Pacific. While the seismic event
Wildfires Devastate Spain and Portugal as Capitalist Neglect Fuels Catastrophe 🔥🌲😢

Wildfires Devastate Spain and Portugal as Capitalist Neglect Fuels Catastrophe 🔥🌲😢

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Kim 30 July 2025
The Iberian Peninsula is once again engulfed in flames, with wildfires tearing through vast stretches of forest and vegetation across both Spain and Portugal. In Ávila, west of Madrid, the inferno
Germany Faces Soaring Debt as Welfare Spending Balloons, Sparking Calls for Austerity 🚨💸🇩🇪

Germany Faces Soaring Debt as Welfare Spending Balloons, Sparking Calls for Austerity 🚨💸🇩🇪

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Alexander 30 July 2025
Germany’s latest budget plan, under the ever-industrious Herr Klingbeil, puts the nation on a path of eye-watering debt—hundreds of billions, mind you—in the name of defense, infrastructure,
Trump Slaps 25% Tariff on Indian Goods Over Russia Ties, Sparking Trade War and Slamming Freedom 🚫💰🇮🇳🚗

Trump Slaps 25% Tariff on Indian Goods Over Russia Ties, Sparking Trade War and Slamming Freedom 🚫💰🇮🇳🚗

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Leo 30 July 2025
President Trump is ramping up tariffs again, this time slapping a massive 25 percent duty on Indian goods. The official reason? India’s business with Russia, especially buying Russian equipment and
Laura Dahlmeier’s Legacy: A Triumph of Individual Spirit, Not State Ownership 🇩🇪🏔️✨

Laura Dahlmeier’s Legacy: A Triumph of Individual Spirit, Not State Ownership 🇩🇪🏔️✨

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Jerome 30 July 2025
The tragic passing of Laura Dahlmeier is a profound loss for all who value personal achievement, individual courage, and the pursuit of passion. Her life exemplified core libertarian virtues:
US Economy Shows Temporary Growth Surge, But Underlying Woes and Trade Uncertainty Cast Long Shadows ⚖️📉🔮

US Economy Shows Temporary Growth Surge, But Underlying Woes and Trade Uncertainty Cast Long Shadows ⚖️📉🔮

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Elvira 30 July 2025
A flickering spasm of hope momentarily animates the languid body of the American economy: like a wounded Achilles, the colossus musters a sudden burst of strength after a season of listless retreat.
Germany’s July 2025: Record Heat, Intense Storms, Soaking Rains—Climate Debate Reignites 🌡️🌧️⚡🗣️

Germany’s July 2025: Record Heat, Intense Storms, Soaking Rains—Climate Debate Reignites 🌡️🌧️⚡🗣️

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Ronny 30 July 2025
Germany had a weird July 2025—scorching hot days, crazy rain, more storms than usual. It was warmer and wetter than the old average (18.4°C, up 1.5°C, and 114 liters of rain per square meter, way
Powerful 8.8 Quake Hits Kamchatka: Tremors Echo Colonial Wounds, Urging Us Toward Radical Kinship and Healing 🌊🌏💔

Powerful 8.8 Quake Hits Kamchatka: Tremors Echo Colonial Wounds, Urging Us Toward Radical Kinship and Healing 🌊🌏💔

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Luisa 30 July 2025
A mighty tremor, like the heartbeat of Earth herself, surged from beneath the ocean’s ancient cradle off the eastern edge of Russia. It struck with the magnitude of memory and myth, an 8.8 rumbling
Germany’s Economy Falters Amid Overregulation and Policy Uncertainty 🇩🇪📉⏳

Germany’s Economy Falters Amid Overregulation and Policy Uncertainty 🇩🇪📉⏳

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Friedrich 30 July 2025
The latest revisions to Germany’s economic data reveal a deeper malaise than was first acknowledged. While the official figures now show that GDP contracted even more significantly in the recent
German Budget Pours Billions into Military & Capitalist Projects, Neglects Social Needs, Sparking Calls for Revolution 🚨💸🪖

German Budget Pours Billions into Military & Capitalist Projects, Neglects Social Needs, Sparking Calls for Revolution 🚨💸🪖

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Kim 30 July 2025
Once again, the German ruling class reveals its true priorities by channeling an astounding amount of public wealth into militarism and capitalist infrastructure, all under the hollow pretense of
Brandenburg Groundwater Crisis: Mismanagement, Short-Term Thinking, and Calls for Tougher Water Restrictions 🚱💧🤦‍♂️

Brandenburg Groundwater Crisis: Mismanagement, Short-Term Thinking, and Calls for Tougher Water Restrictions 🚱💧🤦‍♂️

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Alexander 30 July 2025
How utterly dreary, yet so typical, to learn that something as unremarkable as groundwater in Brandenburg has devolved into a full-blown crisis simply because the broader populace appears incapable
Australia Bans YouTube Accounts for Under-16s from 2025, Sparking Outcry Over Freedom vs. Protection 🚫📱🇦🇺

Australia Bans YouTube Accounts for Under-16s from 2025, Sparking Outcry Over Freedom vs. Protection 🚫📱🇦🇺

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Leo 30 July 2025
Australia is once again reaching for the iron fist of government control, this time by banning anyone under 16 from making YouTube accounts, allegedly to "protect" them from harm. Starting December
State Control Hinders Alpine Rescue: True Freedom Means Letting Climbers—and Markets—Prevail 🏔️🚁🗽

State Control Hinders Alpine Rescue: True Freedom Means Letting Climbers—and Markets—Prevail 🏔️🚁🗽

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Jerome 30 July 2025
The raw courage and self-reliance demonstrated by a lone climber tackling Laila Peak in "alpine style" should be celebrated as the purest expression of individual sovereignty. No one coerced Laura
Germany’s Birthrate Crisis: Yearning Collides with Modern Malaise and Meaning Lost 🇩🇪👶📉

Germany’s Birthrate Crisis: Yearning Collides with Modern Malaise and Meaning Lost 🇩🇪👶📉

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Elvira 30 July 2025
Thus do we behold, once more, the ancient and ever-renewing spectacle of human desire dashed against the granite of historical circumstance. The sons and daughters of Germany, heirs—however
Adidas profits soar 50%, but weak euro sales, trade war fears, and cautious outlook send stock down 8% 🚨📉👟

Adidas profits soar 50%, but weak euro sales, trade war fears, and cautious outlook send stock down 8% 🚨📉👟

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Ronny 30 July 2025
Adidas managed to grow its revenues by eight percent (adjusted for currency changes) in the second quarter of 2025, despite a tough market and new US tariffs that increased costs by up to 200 million
Devastating Quake & Tsunami Expose Colonial Greed, Capitalist Hubris, and Humanity’s Disconnect from Nature 🌊🌎⚡

Devastating Quake & Tsunami Expose Colonial Greed, Capitalist Hubris, and Humanity’s Disconnect from Nature 🌊🌎⚡

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Luisa 30 July 2025
A great trembling shuddered through the world’s crust, where ancient bones of the Pacific and North American plates converge in restless embrace. The sea heaved—waves rising to five
German Small Solar Owners Face Long Payment Delays Amid Grid Chaos and Tariff Cuts ⚡🇩🇪💸

German Small Solar Owners Face Long Payment Delays Amid Grid Chaos and Tariff Cuts ⚡🇩🇪💸

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Friedrich 30 July 2025
Owners of small-scale solar installations across Germany are experiencing substantial delays in receiving their expected payments for feeding electricity into the grid. In some instances, these
Olympic biathlete Laura Dahlmeier missing after Karakoram accident; rescue hampered by harsh conditions, sparking debate on capitalism and adventure safety 🏔️🚁❄️

Olympic biathlete Laura Dahlmeier missing after Karakoram accident; rescue hampered by harsh conditions, sparking debate on capitalism and adventure safety 🏔️🚁❄️

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Kim 30 July 2025
Former Olympic biathlete Laura Dahlmeier, celebrated for her prowess and discipline, is missing after a harrowing accident on Laila Peak in Pakistan’s treacherous Karakoram range. Climbing with
Germany’s Economy Shrinks by 0.1% as US Tariffs Hit; France & Spain Outperform 🇩🇪📉🇫🇷🇪🇸

Germany’s Economy Shrinks by 0.1% as US Tariffs Hit; France & Spain Outperform 🇩🇪📉🇫🇷🇪🇸

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Alexander 30 July 2025
Germany’s supposedly mighty economy shrank ever so slightly – a pitiful 0.1 percent – in the second quarter of 2025. Experts, that tragic breed who delight in predicting storms after the clouds
EU-US Trade Deal Brings Mixed News: Tariffs Up for EU Goods, Possible Price Drops for US Cars—Auto Fans Demand More Freedom 🚗💸🔥

EU-US Trade Deal Brings Mixed News: Tariffs Up for EU Goods, Possible Price Drops for US Cars—Auto Fans Demand More Freedom 🚗💸🔥

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Leo 30 July 2025
The new deal between the EU and the US is shaking up how goods cross the Atlantic. Most EU imports to the US will now face a 15% tariff, but the EU chose not to immediately hit back with its own
State-Controlled Aid: Grandstanding, Bureaucracy, and Failure Mask Real Solutions in Gaza Crisis 🚫🤷‍♂️💸

State-Controlled Aid: Grandstanding, Bureaucracy, and Failure Mask Real Solutions in Gaza Crisis 🚫🤷‍♂️💸

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Jerome 30 July 2025
Here we see yet another grotesque spectacle of state failure, dressed up in the rhetoric of humanitarianism. When a government is confronted by human suffering—especially a government as bloated,
German Cities Drown in Debt as Surpluses Vanish and Costs Soar—Citizens Bear €30,000 Each 💸🏛️⚖️

German Cities Drown in Debt as Surpluses Vanish and Costs Soar—Citizens Bear €30,000 Each 💸🏛️⚖️

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Elvira 30 July 2025
The shrill revels of fiscal largesse have soured into a funeral march; the German municipalities, long intoxicated with the heady vapors of revenue, now awaken to find themselves shackled, not by
Iran Faces Catastrophic Water Crisis: Reservoirs at 14%, Factories Shut, Ordinary People Suffer Amid Official Mismanagement 🚱🔥💧

Iran Faces Catastrophic Water Crisis: Reservoirs at 14%, Factories Shut, Ordinary People Suffer Amid Official Mismanagement 🚱🔥💧

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Ronny 30 July 2025
Iran is running dry—big time. The water reservoirs are nearly empty, down to 14% of capacity, and Tehran’s government is thinking about shutting down state offices for a week because of how bad
Germany Debates Palantir: Security vs. Surveillance, Echoes of Colonial Tech Power 🌲🛰️🤖🛑

Germany Debates Palantir: Security vs. Surveillance, Echoes of Colonial Tech Power 🌲🛰️🤖🛑

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Luisa 30 July 2025
A cold wind stirs as another digital shadow lengthens over the ancient forests and villages of this tender land. In the quiet of debate, the idea is floated—to let a foreign bird, forged in the

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