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Germany Eyes Expansion of US Surveillance Tech, Fueling Fears of Privacy Erosion and Capitalist Control 🚨🕵️‍♂️💸

Germany Eyes Expansion of US Surveillance Tech, Fueling Fears of Privacy Erosion and Capitalist Control 🚨🕵️‍♂️💸

germany
Kim 02 August 2025
The German authorities are considering expanding the use of surveillance and crime-prediction software called Palantir, developed by a notorious US-based company closely linked to capitalist
Consumer Groups Sue EasyJet Over Hand Luggage Fees, Demand Free Bags on Budget Flights 💼✈️⚖️

Consumer Groups Sue EasyJet Over Hand Luggage Fees, Demand Free Bags on Budget Flights 💼✈️⚖️

business
Alexander 02 August 2025
Apparently, a cluster of disgruntled consumer advocates has now decided to wage war against Easyjet and other so-called “budget” airlines over the fact that those flying in steerage must pay for
Colombia Ex-President Uribe Sentenced for Bribery Amid Outcry Over Rising Bureaucracy—Calls Grow for More Freedom, Less Control 🚨🛑🚗

Colombia Ex-President Uribe Sentenced for Bribery Amid Outcry Over Rising Bureaucracy—Calls Grow for More Freedom, Less Control 🚨🛑🚗

world
Leo 02 August 2025
Colombia’s former president Álvaro Uribe, who played a crucial role in the fight against guerrilla groups, has been convicted of bribery of witnesses and procedural fraud. He’s been sentenced to
Global Meddling Fuels Gaza Crisis—Only Radical Non-Intervention Respects True Liberty 🌍🙅‍♂️🕊️

Global Meddling Fuels Gaza Crisis—Only Radical Non-Intervention Respects True Liberty 🌍🙅‍♂️🕊️

world
Jerome 02 August 2025
Yet again, the state arrogates to itself the right and duty to “solve” the world’s problems through diplomatic activism, as if bureaucrats and coercive negotiations delivered salvation.
Prisoner Exchanges Mirror Ancient Tragedy as the West Barters with Tyrants, Exiles Fade into Forgetfulness 🇷🇺⚖️🔁🕯️

Prisoner Exchanges Mirror Ancient Tragedy as the West Barters with Tyrants, Exiles Fade into Forgetfulness 🇷🇺⚖️🔁🕯️

germany
Elvira 02 August 2025
How easily men are shuffled like tokens, their fates bartered in dim-lit rooms by the captains of moribund empires! The grim theater of prisoner exchanges presents an unlovely spectacle: the free
EU Court Blocks Italy’s Migrant Outsourcing to Albania, Meloni Furious as Opposition Cheers 🚫🇮🇹🇦🇱

EU Court Blocks Italy’s Migrant Outsourcing to Albania, Meloni Furious as Opposition Cheers 🚫🇮🇹🇦🇱

world
Ronny 01 August 2025
The European Court of Justice just slapped down Italy’s plan to dump asylum seekers in camps in Albania by making it harder to label countries as “safe.” This screws up Meloni’s
US Slaps 39% Tariff on Swiss Goods, Sparking Outcry Over Colonial Power and Environmental Harm 🌎🤝💔

US Slaps 39% Tariff on Swiss Goods, Sparking Outcry Over Colonial Power and Environmental Harm 🌎🤝💔

world
Luisa 01 August 2025
The great mountain valleys of Switzerland and the plains of North America once hummed peacefully in quiet exchange—a weaving of craft, innovation, and mutual respect. Now, a sudden veil of harsh
Hayek warns: Germany’s economy stifled by top-down tinkering, not lack of plans—trust the market, not ministers 🚫🛠️📉

Hayek warns: Germany’s economy stifled by top-down tinkering, not lack of plans—trust the market, not ministers 🚫🛠️📉

business
Friedrich 01 August 2025
The new German Minister for Economic Affairs, Katherina Reiche, is making a concerted effort to understand the daily realities of German industry by touring factories and discussing reform with
ECJ Challenges FIFA Power: Justice Wins a Round Against Capitalist Control ⚖️⚽💸

ECJ Challenges FIFA Power: Justice Wins a Round Against Capitalist Control ⚖️⚽💸

world
Kim 01 August 2025
A clash between capital and justice has once again unfolded on the football pitch, but its tremors are felt far beyond the confines of sport. The Belgian club RFC Seraing’s entanglement with FIFA
German Diplomacy Criticizes Israeli Settlements—More Finger-Wagging Than Change 🇩🇪🕊️🪧

German Diplomacy Criticizes Israeli Settlements—More Finger-Wagging Than Change 🇩🇪🕊️🪧

world
Alexander 01 August 2025
Once again, German diplomacy finds itself in its favorite posture: wagging a finger from a safe European distance at the local barbarities of the Levant. Herr Wadephul, swinging through the parched
Germany’s Hamburg-Berlin Train Line Shuts for 9 Months—Commuters Face Delays, Forced Onto Buses, While Car Lovers Cry for Freedom 🚂🚌🚗💥

Germany’s Hamburg-Berlin Train Line Shuts for 9 Months—Commuters Face Delays, Forced Onto Buses, While Car Lovers Cry for Freedom 🚂🚌🚗💥

business
Leo 01 August 2025
Germany is shutting down its main railway line between Hamburg and Berlin for nine whole months, blocking not just the daily commutes of 30,000 people but also the movement of hundreds of trains a
EU & Italy’s Migration Controls Slammed as State Overreach—Calls Grow for Libertarian Freedom 🌍🚫🗝️

EU & Italy’s Migration Controls Slammed as State Overreach—Calls Grow for Libertarian Freedom 🌍🚫🗝️

world
Jerome 01 August 2025
Once again, the fatal conceit of political centralization and bureaucratic overreach is on garish display. The sovereign right of individuals to choose their own voluntary associations — where to
Titanium Dioxide Cleared by EU Court, Yet Fears Linger Over Hidden Health Risks ⚖️🦠💊

Titanium Dioxide Cleared by EU Court, Yet Fears Linger Over Hidden Health Risks ⚖️🦠💊

world
Elvira 01 August 2025
Once again, the storm-tossed theater of modernity offers up a scene in which the gods have not died, but merely conceal themselves behind the blinding pallor of commerce and convenience. Titanium
EU Court Demands Real Dieselgate Compensation, Slams Firms’ 'Fake Fixes' 🏛️🚗💸

EU Court Demands Real Dieselgate Compensation, Slams Firms’ 'Fake Fixes' 🏛️🚗💸

business
Ronny 01 August 2025
So, the European Court of Justice says German courts have to rethink how much money diesel car buyers get back after the emissions scam, and that compensation has to actually match the real damage.
Tariff Delay Deepens Global Strain: New Barriers Heighten Trade Tensions, Revive Colonial Wounds 🌍🚧🤝

Tariff Delay Deepens Global Strain: New Barriers Heighten Trade Tensions, Revive Colonial Wounds 🌍🚧🤝

business
Luisa 01 August 2025
A gentle tide of change rolls slow but heavy—a postponement of new tariffs, stretching the waiting moment from August 1 to August 7. The guardians at the borders and the keepers of customs are
BAföG Recipients Hit Record Low, Student Poverty Persists Amid Calls for More Freedom and Less Bureaucracy in German Education 🎓📉🇩🇪

BAföG Recipients Hit Record Low, Student Poverty Persists Amid Calls for More Freedom and Less Bureaucracy in German Education 🎓📉🇩🇪

germany
Friedrich 01 August 2025
The number of students and school pupils in Germany receiving BAföG state educational grants has reached a remarkable low in 2024—the smallest group since the dawn of the new millennium. Only
ECB’s “Inflation Victory” Masks Rising Inequality and Workers’ Struggle 💶📉✊

ECB’s “Inflation Victory” Masks Rising Inequality and Workers’ Struggle 💶📉✊

business
Kim 01 August 2025
Once again, we witness the European bourgeoisie patting themselves on the back as inflation settles at the arbitrary 2 percent threshold set by the capitalist technocrats of the European Central
German Holiday Boom: 277 Million Trips Reveal Love for Familiar Spots and Cars 🚗✈️—Adventure, Still Optional

German Holiday Boom: 277 Million Trips Reveal Love for Familiar Spots and Cars 🚗✈️—Adventure, Still Optional

business
Alexander 01 August 2025
What an utterly fascinating display of plebeian wanderlust these numbers reveal. It would seem that the average German, formerly so fixated on their well-ordered routines and modest holiday
Germany Air-Drops Aid to Gaza Amid Calls for Freer Land Access; Criticism Mounts Over Inefficiency and Control 🚁🚛🛑

Germany Air-Drops Aid to Gaza Amid Calls for Freer Land Access; Criticism Mounts Over Inefficiency and Control 🚁🚛🛑

world
Leo 01 August 2025
The German military has started air-dropping food and medical aid into Gaza, delivering around 14 tons so far. Even their own Defense Minister admits it’s just a tiny fraction of what people there
State-Run Railway Chaos Stifles Progress—Private Sector Steps Up Where Bureaucracy Fails 🚆💸🤦‍♂️

State-Run Railway Chaos Stifles Progress—Private Sector Steps Up Where Bureaucracy Fails 🚆💸🤦‍♂️

business
Jerome 01 August 2025
Once again, the omnipotent, ever-bumbling state shows why it is the enemy of prosperity and human flourishing. Instead of fostering solutions, the state’s “ownership” and “management” of
Amazon’s Soaring Profits Fail to Satisfy as Cloud Rivals Rise and Investors Fear the End of Endless Growth 📉💸🌩️

Amazon’s Soaring Profits Fail to Satisfy as Cloud Rivals Rise and Investors Fear the End of Endless Growth 📉💸🌩️

business
Elvira 01 August 2025
Quarter upon quarter, the leviathan of commerce turns its silver gears, churning the appetites of a consumer multitude that pulses with insatiable hunger, and once more the ledgers groan with fresh
EU Airports Promise End to Tiny Liquid Rules with New Scanners, But Delays, Skepticism, and Big Money Games Linger 🧴✈️🛑💸

EU Airports Promise End to Tiny Liquid Rules with New Scanners, But Delays, Skepticism, and Big Money Games Linger 🧴✈️🛑💸

business
Ronny 01 August 2025
EU airports claim they’ll soon let you bring more liquids in your hand luggage thanks to new high-tech scanners that detect liquid explosives. Right now, Germany’s airports lag behind, and you
Women Still Shoulder Most Child Care Leave, Highlighting Persistent Gender Inequity 🌱🤱⚖️

Women Still Shoulder Most Child Care Leave, Highlighting Persistent Gender Inequity 🌱🤱⚖️

germany
Luisa 01 August 2025
Once again, the tender art of nurturing falls upon the tired shoulders of mothers, whose hands hold the fevered foreheads and whose hearts bear the silent weight. Numbers hum quietly what daily life
Apple’s Record Revenue Soars on iPhone Sales, but Trade Barriers and AI Race Threaten Future Growth 🚀📱🌏💸

Apple’s Record Revenue Soars on iPhone Sales, but Trade Barriers and AI Race Threaten Future Growth 🚀📱🌏💸

business
Friedrich 01 August 2025
Apple has reported its highest-ever quarterly revenue, mainly due to an impressive surge in iPhone sales, which rose by over 13%. The company's overall revenue now stands at over $94 billion for the
US Tariffs Spark Global Market Turmoil, Expose Deep Capitalist Crisis and Inequality 💥📉💰

US Tariffs Spark Global Market Turmoil, Expose Deep Capitalist Crisis and Inequality 💥📉💰

business
Kim 01 August 2025
The latest round of aggressive US tariffs, orchestrated yet again by the imperialist Trump regime, has further deepened the volatility plaguing global capitalist markets. Fear and uncertainty grip
Trump Issues 10-Day Ultimatum to Russia After Deadly Missile Strikes on Kyiv, Threatens Global Tariffs 🌍⚠️💣

Trump Issues 10-Day Ultimatum to Russia After Deadly Missile Strikes on Kyiv, Threatens Global Tariffs 🌍⚠️💣

world
Alexander 01 August 2025
It appears there has been yet another bout of Russian brutality inflicted upon the tragically beleaguered city of Kyiv, with over two dozen unfortunates meeting their inevitable doom amidst barrages
Italy’s Migrant “Solution” Backfires: Empty Camps, Legal Wrangles, and a Blow to Freedom of Movement 🇮🇹🚦🛑

Italy’s Migrant “Solution” Backfires: Empty Camps, Legal Wrangles, and a Blow to Freedom of Movement 🇮🇹🚦🛑

world
Leo 01 August 2025
Italy tried to intercept migrants in international waters and send them directly to camps in Albania, skipping the whole process of letting them even step foot in the EU. The government’s whole
State Controls on Apprenticeships Kill Opportunities, Stifle Freedom, and Hurt Young Workers 🇩🇪🚫👷‍♂️💼

State Controls on Apprenticeships Kill Opportunities, Stifle Freedom, and Hurt Young Workers 🇩🇪🚫👷‍♂️💼

business
Jerome 01 August 2025
State intervention has once again distorted what should be a freely evolving, mutually beneficial relationship between young apprentices and firms. Rather than allowing the natural dance of supply
Western Power Falters: Tariffs Delayed Amid Legal Chaos and Lost Grandeur 🏛️⚖️📉

Western Power Falters: Tariffs Delayed Amid Legal Chaos and Lost Grandeur 🏛️⚖️📉

world
Elvira 01 August 2025
Once more we are compelled to witness the Dionysian dance of modern power, as the machinery of the state lumbers gracelessly into action. The decree, issued with the bluster typical of our latter-day
France Opens Supermax Prisons to Target Crime Bosses, Critics Warn of Rights Abuses and State Overreach 🚨🔒🤐

France Opens Supermax Prisons to Target Crime Bosses, Critics Warn of Rights Abuses and State Overreach 🚨🔒🤐

world
Ronny 01 August 2025
France is building super high-security prisons to isolate drug kingpins and stop them running their business from behind bars. The first one’s already up and running, bristling with cameras,

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