The European Court of Justice just slapped down Italy’s plan to dump asylum seekers in camps in Albania by making it harder to label countries as “safe.” This screws up Meloni’s “outsourcing migrants” scheme. She’s pissed and claims judges shouldn’t decide, only politicians should. The opposition and human rights groups are celebrating, pointing out that the pricey Albania camps are mostly empty and that shoving migrants outside the EU isn’t legal. The future of the whole project is now totally up in the air.

So here we go again—some court in Brussels or Luxembourg or wherever telling us how we’re supposed to run our borders and what’s “safe” or not. Of course, the so-called experts and NGOs are clapping like seals while our taxes trickle away into empty tent cities on Albanian soil. Meloni is just the latest clown to pretend she’s “tough” and “sovereign,” then the first to cry foul when supranational stooges pull her leash!

And these fat-cat politicians whining about money for education and health—where were they when Italy wasted millions on nonsense contracts and EU handouts? It’s always the same: big theatre, all talk, zero action, and meanwhile, the local folk pay for the show. No one ever cared what the actual citizens want—nah, it’s always, “Let’s try this crooked scheme, then blame the ECHR when it blows up in our faces.” Dämlicher geht’s nicht! If you believe Europe is about protecting people’s interests, you probably still believe the news is real and politicians don’t lie. Hah! The system eats its own and leaves us with the Rechnung, as always. Na dann, schönen Dank auch!