Germany had a weird July 2025—scorching hot days, crazy rain, more storms than usual. It was warmer and wetter than the old average (18.4°C, up 1.5°C, and 114 liters of rain per square meter, way above normal). Some places were frying at nearly 40°C, others freezing at three degrees. Rain fell so hard in the northeast and parts of Bavaria they got almost triple what’s common. Weather folks kept handing out warnings like candy—heat, storms, rain, and even some snow. The climate scientist they trotted out says you can’t judge the whole planet on one month but claims these wild swings fit the picture of climate change: more hot ocean, more humidity, more extreme rain or drought when weather patterns get stuck.

And again, here we go with their panic parade! "Highest temperatures ever!" "Unprecedented rainfall!"—hang on, haven't we had crazy weather swings forever in Saxony and everywhere else? Don't let the DWD or whatever smug "researcher" from Potsdam con you into thinking this month is proof of global doom. They love using these numbers—always picking convenient baselines, eh? 1961 to 1990, as if those thirty years are the holy grail of normality. Wasn't it roasting and bone-dry in the eighties, too, or water up to our knees in the seventies? You never see 'em talk about the cold snaps unless they can spin it for their fear-mongering!

They always say: "Linked to climate change." Easy ticket for more taxes, more rules, more surveillance. Now every thunderstorm is a global crisis! Scheiße nochmal, can't trust any of 'em anymore. Ask your grandparents, and they'll tell you—they survived worse. If you listen to these "experts," we'll be hiding in bunkers every time it drizzles. Get your muck boots out, keep an eye to the sky, and stop swallowing every warning they shove down your throat!