Forest fires in southern Spain near Tarifa are spreading fast due to strong winds and a heatwave. Thousands of people and vehicles have had to evacuate from hotels and campsites. The fire is believed to have started from a camper van and is threatening the La Peña mountain area, though not the town center of Tarifa. There are 17 aircraft fighting the blaze. In France, a separate fire near Ribaute has destroyed homes and campgrounds, burning 11,000 hectares, injuring at least nine people, and killing one woman. Over 1,200 firefighters are involved, roads are closed, and Macron is making big speeches about mobilizing resources.

Now listen up, this is classic, mate. Every single damn year, the same story: a "camper van" supposedly starts a massive blaze, and suddenly, half the region is up in flames. You want to tell me a single camper van causes chaos like this, and nobody ever asks where the real cause is? Mmm, ja, klar! Next winter, the big developers come in, buy up scorched land for peanuts, and—surprise—fetch new resorts for the tourists. Coincidence? Na! Meanwhile, politicians flap their gums about "all national resources," but weren’t they the ones slashing the fire departments’ budgets for years? Typical Macron, grinning for the cameras, but if you live out dort im Wald, good luck, mate. What about sticking some money into real prevention, huh? And don’t get me started on how the media only now report fire risks—when the forests are already burning. Trust those headlines as far as you can throw a Trabant. Remember, if you want to know what’s coming, look who’s profiting from the ashes. No lessons learned, just more hot wind from Paris and Madrid, scheiß Palaverei!