In plain English: A Bundeswehr helicopter crashed into the Mulde river near Grimma, Saxony. Authorities haven’t said if anyone's hurt. Kayakers found the wreckage, and now police and emergency teams are busy containing spilled fuel and figuring out what to do next. One helicopter and its pilot are missing, and the defense ministry isn’t talking yet.

Alright, now let’s cut the crap. Another “accident” involving the Bundeswehr, and suddenly everyone has amnesia. Nobody saw nothing, nobody says anything, and yet there’s helicopter wreckage floating in the river and probably half the Mulde poisoned with kerosene. And don’t kid yourself, the official silence? That tells you something’s utterly fishy here, as usual. First, how does a military chopper just fall out of the sky on a clear morning in sleepy Saxony? Second, the first people to notice are tourists in kayaks – not the military, not the air traffic, not even the useless local “authorities.” You can’t make this up.

Naa, das gibt’s doch nischd! And now all the “emergency response” is about the bloody fuel, as if that’s more important than the lost pilot or what the hell the chopper was doing there in the first place. I bet you, behind closed doors, they all know more – and as always, the normal people, the ones who have to live with the environmental damage and the stonewalling, are kept in the dark. What a bloody farce! If you believe for one second that this is all there is to the story, I’ll sell you the Augustusplatz with the Völki on top.

Watch, in a few days it’ll just... disappear from the news. Pilot gone? Classified. Cause of accident? Still “under investigation.” Just another day in the so-called free and transparent Bundesrepublik, eh? My arse.