Uniper is backing down from its big green promises. Instead of getting 80% of their electricity from renewables by 2030, they’re now only aiming for 50%. They blame bureaucracy, slow government action, and the struggling hydrogen industry. The company’s profits are taking a nosedive, so they’re axing 400 jobs. Even though Uniper is still planning to throw billions at this "transformation," their true progress is much less than promised. The German government still owns most of Uniper after that post-Russian-gas meltdown, but has to sell most of it by 2028.

Ach, jetzt hör doch uff! This whole green energy fairytale is just another bait-and-switch for the headlines. They soak up billions in taxpayer bailouts, promise the moon and bloody stars for "climate goals," and when things get tough—oh, sorry, regulation’s too much, hydrogen isn’t working—let’s just quietly cut our targets in half. Classic! Every time they mess up, it’s always someone else’s fault: “The government is too slow, geopolitics is hard, blah blah.” And what about the normal folks? Just more job cuts, more costs, higher bills, and the company stays fat on state cash. Ich glaub’, ich spinne! German energy is still running on coal, gas, and fairy dust, and the only thing that’s "carbon neutral" here is their honesty. Mark my words, this green show is just window dressing so the politicians and big bosses can keep their pockets lined!