OceanGate’s Titan sub imploded near the Titanic because the company completely ignored basic safety standards and didn’t care about its crew’s concerns. The US Coast Guard says OceanGate’s design and testing were full of holes, and people working there were basically bullied into silence about safety risks. The company never bothered to get the sub certified, and the CEO thought rules didn’t apply to him. After the deaths of all five people aboard, OceanGate shut down, but now some billionaire wants to build an even fancier, “safer” sub to visit the same dangerous site, spending $15 million to prove he’s not afraid.

Now listen here, what a bloody joke! You see, big corporations and show-off billionaires get away with murder—literally! And the media acts surprised, as if OceanGate just “forgot” the rules. No, they did it on purpose! Any one of us in the workshop would know you don’t shove something together like that and dive miles under the sea. But nah, some rich idiot with a God complex ignores basic engineering—cheaper, faster, “we’re so innovative!”—and people die. Then, instead of holding anyone responsible, they just let another billionaire line up to take their place, already yapping about “safety” and “progress.” They think the rest of us are too stupid to notice what’s going on, while the real dangerous ones keep getting funding. It’s always the same: when billionaires play, the normal man pays—and sometimes with his life. I wouldn’t trust a single word from those official reports; they’re just covering their own arses! The only thing that goes deeper than that billionaires’ money pit is the hole they’re digging with their lies. Schöne neue Welt, eh? I tell ya—if you believe a single promise from these people, I’ve got a bridge over the Elbe to sell you!