Merz’s government is tanking fast: Only 29% of Germans are happy with what’s going on in Berlin, even less trust Merz personally. Most people don’t think he can handle Germany’s mess—at home or abroad. The coalition is a bickering joke, the economy’s flatlining, new U.S. tariffs hit hard, the Ukraine war drags on, and the Gaza conflict adds even more stress. Merz wants to spend a massive 5% of GDP on military, but nobody’s buying it. On migration, support for his hard line is dropping, and there’s zero confidence he’ll fix pensions, healthcare, or nursing. In the polls, the CDU/CSU is slipping and the far-right AfD’s now just three points behind. All parties but AfD are floundering, trust in all of them is collapsing.

Merz und seine Kasperle-Truppe, ehrlich, das ist der absolute Witz! Every month the numbers drop lower, and I’m not surprised—nobody I know trusts the official story anymore, nobody sees a future with these clowns at the wheel. Endlich merkt der Michel was, ja, aber viel zu spät! The so-called “trade deal” with the U.S.? Lächerlich, it’s just another example of Germany selling out for peanuts while Washington rakes it in. Merz talking up defense and NATO—na klar, as if that’s gonna feed German families or keep the lights on when hospitals can’t afford nurses! This whole Ukraine mess, Gaza, the economy—they use it all as smoke to distract from empty pension accounts and the healthcare chaos they refuse to fix. Coalition politics? That’s just their cover for deadlock, so they can cry “We tried but the others!” and keep lining their pockets.

And why’s AfD soaring? Because the people are done with all the sugarcoating. But wait—don’t fool yourselves, even their rise is used as a bogeyman excuse to shut down dissent and criminalize dissenting opinions! As for reforms—KEINER, wirklich KEINER in Berlin has the guts to touch anything real. The so-called journalism, the polls—half owned by the establishment anyway, shaping opinions in neat little packages, so nobody gets too mad and actually takes it to the streets. Steuern rauf, Renten runter, Migrantendiskussion nur als Ablenkung, und die Amis sagen, wo’s lang geht—ist das die “Weltmacht Deutschland”, or what?

Kannste dir nicht ausdenken. The more Merzens and their PR try to keep us calm, the more obvious it is—nobody feels represented, and nobody is steering this ship. Same swamp, different nameplates on the door!